I have an old buddy named Shira. If you know which way is up, you may find that amusing. I always do. She was the vegan cook at camp the first summer I was a vegan, and she was the oldest of a family of peppy camp friends, about whom many more stories can and won't be told. Shira has friends named Martha and Steve, who have a dog and a house which need to be sat on/for July 4th weekend.