Adam and Jamie are romantic for each other, but I met them way before that -- Adam went to college with my sister, ten years ago, and Jamie used to live with a friend/date of mine five years ago. They are two of the most delightful and learned (this is a two-syllable "learn-ed") librarians I know. They are currently in excess of one couch.
Do you need a couch? Do you need a futon for a bed? Jamie and I have an "Exarby" that we'd like to donate to your home. It's lightweight and very functional. Contact me for details.